Anti wolf heck collar

littlecofiegirl:

fairygothprince:

itsmyspookyhour:

castle-engineer:

heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

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They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

eldritchorror:

god I wanna spend the entire summer lying in the grass…..

fartgallery:

You call yourself a farmer and you don’t have a piece of wheat sticking out of your mouth? disgusting

queenbowlakoopa:

sansgod:

okay girls let’s go to therapy

UH OH SISTERS *gains mental stability*

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